brolita

"I woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon. I walked downstairs with my favorite Teddy bear, even though I am too old for Mr. Snuggles.
          	I yawned and walked into the kitchen and yawned, Mr Snuggles still in my hand. When I opened my eyes, I saw a familiar tall hipster. I threw Mr Snuggles over my shoulder and he accidentally hit a vase, causing it to crash onto the floor. Whoops, I am such a klutz.
          	"Mom!" I said, dragging my mother into the hall.
          	"Why did you let him in the house?" I shrieked.
          	"Because he wanted to see you!" She said.
          	"What if he was a rapist mom, huh? What if he wanted to RAPE ME?!" I yelled.
          	"At least you wouldn't die a virgin." My mom said. I could hear Harry chuckle in the kitchen.
          	Harry and I sat next to each other at the kitchen counter. "Why are you here?" I asked him.
          	"I want you to come to dinner with me, Po." Harry said.
          	"Oh isn't that sweet, Po. Now you won't die alone." Mom said.
          	I pointed at Harry "He has a RAPIST VAN. It is a white van with a tear stained mattress in the back! PEDO VAN!" I yelled.
          	"Oh, that's for my band. We use the van to move our equipment." Harry said.
          	"LIES! Liar! LIEEEEESSSSS!" I yelled at Harry. My mom told me to calm down and play nice. Humph.
          	"What time should I pick up Po?" Harry questioned. After scheduling the date against my will, Harry had to leave." http://wattpad.com/story/6220429

brolita

"I woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon. I walked downstairs with my favorite Teddy bear, even though I am too old for Mr. Snuggles.
          I yawned and walked into the kitchen and yawned, Mr Snuggles still in my hand. When I opened my eyes, I saw a familiar tall hipster. I threw Mr Snuggles over my shoulder and he accidentally hit a vase, causing it to crash onto the floor. Whoops, I am such a klutz.
          "Mom!" I said, dragging my mother into the hall.
          "Why did you let him in the house?" I shrieked.
          "Because he wanted to see you!" She said.
          "What if he was a rapist mom, huh? What if he wanted to RAPE ME?!" I yelled.
          "At least you wouldn't die a virgin." My mom said. I could hear Harry chuckle in the kitchen.
          Harry and I sat next to each other at the kitchen counter. "Why are you here?" I asked him.
          "I want you to come to dinner with me, Po." Harry said.
          "Oh isn't that sweet, Po. Now you won't die alone." Mom said.
          I pointed at Harry "He has a RAPIST VAN. It is a white van with a tear stained mattress in the back! PEDO VAN!" I yelled.
          "Oh, that's for my band. We use the van to move our equipment." Harry said.
          "LIES! Liar! LIEEEEESSSSS!" I yelled at Harry. My mom told me to calm down and play nice. Humph.
          "What time should I pick up Po?" Harry questioned. After scheduling the date against my will, Harry had to leave." http://wattpad.com/story/6220429

brolita

"I stumbled into my house after returning home from the hospital. At the hospital, all they did was put a Finding Nemo bandaid on my gash and told me to "give it time".
          I walked into my bedroom and peeled off my clothes. I was wearing my black bra and black and white polka dot panties. In my underwear, I walked to my bathroom to brush my teeths. I grabbed my Tooth Tunes toothbrush, the one that plays music while you brush. I applied toothpaste and started vigorously brushing to the hit song, "I Gotta Feeling"
          I jumped on my bed, still only in underwear, and started rocking out to the song, while spaying toothpaste foam all over the room. It was intense. After the song ended and I rinsed out my mouth, my phone buzzed. A message from Harry.
          "Close your curtains before you get your freak on. Gosh, Po, nice underwear. X"
          I dashed to the window and saw a white pedo van across the street. Oh great, Harry was probably touching his peen-peen. The white van zoomed away down the road. I yanked my curtains shut.
          ...
          I woke up to the smell of sizzling bacon. I walked downstairs with my favorite Teddy bear, even though I am too old for Mr. Snuggles.
          I yawned and walked into the kitchen and yawned, Mr Snuggles still in my hand. When I opened my eyes, I saw a familiar tall hipster. I threw Mr Snuggles over my shoulder and he accidentally hit a vase, causing it to crash onto the floor. Whoops, I am such a klutz.
          "Mom!" I said, dragging my mother into the hall.
          "Why did you let him in the house?" I shrieked.
          "Because he wanted to see you!" She said.
          "What if he was a rapist mom, huh? What if he wanted to RAPE ME?!" I yelled.
          "At least you wouldn't die a virgin." My mom said. I could hear Harry chuckle in the kitchen.
          Harry and I sat next to each other at the kitchen counter. "Why are you here?" I asked him.
          "I want you to come to dinner with me, Po." Harry said.
          "Oh isn't that sweet, Po. Now you won't die alone...." http://wattpad.com/story/6220429