Hey guys, Cat here. I'm generally a sarcastic, anxious, slightly (completely) insane human, and I'm afraid you're gonna have to deal with that in my writing. 

I am a full-time fujoshi to the extent where when my friends are like, 'OMG! That guy over there is so fricken hot!' I'm just drooling over the fact that he touched another guy's arm. (I have a problem, I know. Help me!)

What else... I'm a pansexual Hufflepuff (much like Deadpool), I'm an atheist prick/my religion is the metric system, and if I had a kryptonite, it would be stairs.

I hope you enjoy my writing! I love receiving your comments. You guys are all seriously awesome, always brightening my day and helping with my mental health - which is a mess. Anxiety is so fun(!) Anyways, thank you for all the support! :)
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caffeinetea caffeinetea Aug 28, 2019 11:40AM
Hey guys~ I'm back with more Stingue. What can I say? I just love Stingue, and I've been writing lots of it lately. https://www.wattpad.com/story/197759131
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