Caligula and Caesar

In which @Woowoowriting and @lydiarse team up to bring you humour, profanity and the best transatlantic duo you can imagine.

Ally, aka Wattpad's favourite lesbian, provides the voices of Caligula and Lily. She constantly astounds with her quick wit, dry humour and the filthiest jokes you can ever find. She thinks she's so punny. With an ego the size of Texas, she has bombarded her way onto the site and befriended practically everyone while leaving them in a dust storm of 'your mom' jokes and the world's most contagious laugh.

Lydia, aka Wattpad's favourite arse, provides the voices of Caesar and Maren. She thinks she's funnier than she actually is and enjoys confounding people with her English humour and wotsits. Her ego is steadily on the rise, currently residing around the size of Kazakhstan, and she still wonders what she did with her life before Wattpad.