Alright so what to say...

Well, I'm pretty much like anyone else on this website who isn't 9 and loves readying porn all the time. I'm more blunt and take pride in my writing but whatever. So heres my gig.

I like writing adventure, I like writing action, I like writing comedy... if this can be called comedy. the point is I don't like writing about deep, heavy, depressing stories. they can get deep sometimes but not too far down the rabbit hole. As for Yandere (Which by the way I just looked up and I am NOT into it at all) and crazy sh*t like that. hell naw. That's something that make me want to burn my computer if I wrote on anything like it.

but as for Herems and such... meh. why not?

So anyway guys, my name is CARPBOY009!! and I'm here to tell you guys that with this I'm finally able to post stuff that I've been working on for a while. Just for those of you that will ask in the future. My update and upload times will never be written in stone. those who have been trying to do that are stupid (no offense) thinking they can write a chapter in a said amount of time...

Unless they are the people that write like two paragraphs of text in which case is reasonable.

Anyway now you guys know about me and what I'm gonna be doing. I plan on using this account to actually get some stuff done and if I don't end up using it anymore to just dump all my unfinished projects and hopefully someone will finish them as they should be.

thanks for taking the time to read this and I'll see you all in the stories. Later/
  • JoinedMay 7, 2018


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carpboy009 carpboy009 Nov 17, 2022 03:37PM
New chapter for Legend of the Sargent is almost up. Maybe the longest chapter yet, after that I’m making the shorter… or try to. I don’t know, I hadn’t decided yet.
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