carpetmunch3r

your hand is looking pretty heavy. perhaps i should hold it for you?

carpetmunch3r

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i just found one of my eight (now seven) kittens in the back of my house, decapitated. words simply cannot explain how utterly DEVASTATED i am right now. fuck. rest in feline heaven, pablo. you deserved better. kalofae si mea.

carpetmunch3r

when you're put in the cousinzone (which, by the way, is infinitely worse than the friendzone since you're considered FAMILY), ugh.

_kumaneko_

he considers you as his cousin???? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
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carpetmunch3r

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so i just realised i was being a dumb bitch again and didn't @/you guys so @Boo_Elephant_Boo & @ReeAttackHelicopter there you go
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carpetmunch3r

hell no, i like my friend who considers me his cousin. we don't tolerate incest in this house.
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carpetmunch3r

anybody up for listening to my pathetic love life?

_kumaneko_

spill the tea 
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_kumaneko_

@_aikae JEJJJWJXJS OFC I AMMMM
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