As Zuzu was about to sleep, the tiredness asked her: "are you tired because you're Zuzu, or are you Zuzu because you're tired? Zuzu then replied "stand proud, for you are strong, but.. Nah, I'd win." For unbeknownst to the tiredness, Zuzu was a night owl, and has a horrible sleep schedule. In that moment, the sleep could've left Zuzus brain, but it did not know two key things. The first is always bet on caffeine. And the second, is sleep is for the weak.

BEOW BEOW BEOWNNNN *phonk music intensifies*

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