I aspire to become a cat lady. Then at least my cats will love me.

Hi, I'm H.

Twenty øne piløts are a band I'm obsessed with, but I generally try to avoid making too many puns about them. When I see other members of the clique doing so, it gives me a Migraine. Then I just want to bury myself in a Hole in the Ground. Or just go on my phone/some other type of Screen. Better yet, I could fly to an Isle of Flightless Birds.

I've recently lost my headphones. If you could tell me where they are, that would be great. I'd also like to find my life and my dignity. Thanks.

|| for the Harry Potter fans ||

If you managed to make it through my description without cringing, comment your house placements! Or even if you cringed, I don't want to set goals that no one can achieve. I personally am a Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff.

|| for those who are feeling sad as they read this ||

Firstly, I hope you aren't pitying me, though I wouldn't blame you.

Secondly, you'll get through whatever is causing you stress or pain. I believe that you can get through it, and I'd love to help you in any way I can. Try to think of three positive things before leaving my page! Have a lovely day.
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