charlie-the-badger

Hello! I'm not actually a badger, though I do think I'd make a rather good one.

I'm Irish, quite young, I'd say, well relatively speaking, though on the cosmological scale any achievable number of our puny human years is hilariously young, but you get the idea. My family recently purchased Mario Kart, so I don't expect to see them for at least a few years, so they can't nosily poke their respective noses through my door asking what I'm writing about. I need to come up with a better cover story than, 'a thing'. 

I'm happiest when obsessed with something/in possession of chocolate, and I believe in being happy sooooo... I'm one of those righteous people you can never get to shut up who is basically exhausting to be around because I probably have more energy than you (it's the chocolate). 

I'll be posting stories up here, when I get time to write them around supposedly dedicated scholarly pursuits. 

*****I CAN DO MORIARTY'S VOICE******

Laterz!