chcrryb10ss0m

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Yo, tomorrow's 2020 and I fucking can't.
          	It's the end of a decade, of really, *really* bad fashion taste (God, the early 2000's k i l l e d me), of Lady Gaga's meat dress, of Harry Potter, because even though the final movie came out in 2011, it will never truly end (*cough* Fantastic Beasts *cough*), of Gangnam Style, of the legalization of same-sex marriage (fuck yeah), of AirPods, of Stan Lee's death, and the Ice Bucket Challenge. You know, among other things. Oh, and let's not forget the 2 (two, t w o, t.w.o.) royal weddings we had (by far the best things of this decade). And, of course, Robert Downey Jr. carrying the entirety of the MCU on his back, because, let's be real here, he's a fucking icon. We love him 3000. Times infinity. 
          	But, anyway, I got a little off topic. What I basically meant to say is Happy New Year's Eve! May 2020 be a wonderful, fucking gorgeous year for all of you. (I'm all set, bitch we're getting the Black Widow movie and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier show, my year has already been made)
          	Again, off topic, so Happy New Year's Eve again, have fun, get drunk (only if you're legal), try not to die, etc. Ya know, the basics. Bye, bitches.

chcrryb10ss0m

this message may be offensive 
Yo, tomorrow's 2020 and I fucking can't.
          It's the end of a decade, of really, *really* bad fashion taste (God, the early 2000's k i l l e d me), of Lady Gaga's meat dress, of Harry Potter, because even though the final movie came out in 2011, it will never truly end (*cough* Fantastic Beasts *cough*), of Gangnam Style, of the legalization of same-sex marriage (fuck yeah), of AirPods, of Stan Lee's death, and the Ice Bucket Challenge. You know, among other things. Oh, and let's not forget the 2 (two, t w o, t.w.o.) royal weddings we had (by far the best things of this decade). And, of course, Robert Downey Jr. carrying the entirety of the MCU on his back, because, let's be real here, he's a fucking icon. We love him 3000. Times infinity. 
          But, anyway, I got a little off topic. What I basically meant to say is Happy New Year's Eve! May 2020 be a wonderful, fucking gorgeous year for all of you. (I'm all set, bitch we're getting the Black Widow movie and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier show, my year has already been made)
          Again, off topic, so Happy New Year's Eve again, have fun, get drunk (only if you're legal), try not to die, etc. Ya know, the basics. Bye, bitches.