spork

i'm a person of extremely crude and vulgar language so if you are an easily offended person than maybe you should leave.

i should also note that i am almost always acrimonious towards everybody except for the exceptional 1 person, so if you're here and and expect me to be kind you are going to be thoroughly disappointed.

that one person is @_Sarcastiel_ and i'm shocked we aren't the same person oh my

i really like tea, and not like the shitty tea that snotty, narcissistic 12 year olds drink to be cool and aesthetic and put roughly 37 packs of sugar and 2 buckets of cream just so it can appeal to their inadequate tastebuds. it's an acquired taste.

i'm being serious when I say i like tea more than your dumb ass, It will literally be more than 100 degrees outside, wildlife all dying from heat exhaustion, grease, sweat and grime pouring from the craters on your face that you claim are pores, and I will still be enjoying a cup of hot ass black tea, not breaking a sweat.