cj_swiftie

GUYS HELP!! three sad virgins from taylor’s snl skit is stuck in my head. WHY IS IT SO GOOD

everwhoree

STOP LITERALLY SAME “JOHN HAS A BIG ASS BOWLING BALL HEAD HOW DOES HE STAY UP RIGHT W THAT BIG FAT MELON” HELP I LOVE HER 
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PotatoTomato147

@cj_swiftie it was stuck in my head all day during school
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cj_swiftie

GUYS HELP!! three sad virgins from taylor’s snl skit is stuck in my head. WHY IS IT SO GOOD

everwhoree

STOP LITERALLY SAME “JOHN HAS A BIG ASS BOWLING BALL HEAD HOW DOES HE STAY UP RIGHT W THAT BIG FAT MELON” HELP I LOVE HER 
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PotatoTomato147

@cj_swiftie it was stuck in my head all day during school
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cj_swiftie

we need to stop pretending joe alwyn is attractive. he. is. ugly. blondie can do better 

cj_swiftie

@MariMac2018 he looks like a sick cat tbh so count me in on that crime
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cj_swiftie

update: i love scarlett johansson now

cj_swiftie

@cruellasdarling she could do anything she wants to me idc SHE CAN LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH i’d low key love that
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lessoswifey

@cj_swiftie honestly she should shoot me I DONT CARE
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cj_swiftie

@cruellasdarling when i say love i mean sick obsession love i loved her before but i wasn’t like obsessed with her to the point i’d let her hit me with her car but now i am
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