((Previously xXElla_RiddleXx, sorry about the confusion))

My hobbies include reading, writing and bitterness,
My fandoms are many.
I have no time for hypocrites.
I have a fish cashed Lenny (lie).
I should not write poems at 5am,
But too fucking bad, go to the bank and pay 'em. (?!?!?!)

I can promise my stories are not nearly so painful to read as my morning poetry, although I can't say the same about my jokes if you choose to come and message me. (Please do, I'm so alone).

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  • Over the edge. Over again.
  • JoinedApril 25, 2011


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cloppityclippity cloppityclippity Nov 13, 2017 01:58PM
Not to send anyone into cardiac arrest... but 2 years later and I'm back. Hit me the f up.
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