Jesus' alter ego

I am a self proclaimed author who has yet to make a masterpiece. I have a fond adoration towards people who can whistle. I think everyone should wear bow ties and suspenders. Who ever came up with the idea of bop it had no concern for the well fare of men. I one day shall own a platypus, and he will be my egg laying mammal. My crossdresser name is Mr. Dandy, and I am in love with a small music playing device called Mr. Pod the iPod.

General Interests-----

Bowties, platypuses, cliches, macabre displays of affection, screamo in the rain, the idea of flying, the word "audacity", that weird look people give you when you confuse them and they don't like it, finding something you forgot existed, intense notes of raw emotion, walking through deserted hallways, singing to people(poorly), trying not too laugh at others uncomfortable circumstances, being a dork....