inhaling books since 2003 (if reading is "inhaling" books, would writing be "exhaling" them? hm big questions).

i like old music & making dad jokes.

i'm mostly open to reading all genres, so lemme know if you have any reading requests. you don't have to read mine in return or anything. i just like finding new cool stories and if i like your's, i'll definitely bully all my friends (or lack thereof) into reading them too, hehe.

okay, i don't know what else to write here. it all just feels like shouting into the void, doesn't it?
like hello, i'm here and on the internet. acknowledge my existence, please. one day my narrative in all it's mediocrity shall blend into all the others and just make one giant narrative smoothie that time will carelessly gulp down, but until i'm dissolved into history's smoothie and wither away from the stomach acids inside time's fat belly, hello, i'm ~here~

i dunno what i just said either but if you're still reading this, you're a cool bean. and i hope you have a nice day.
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confusedtortoise confusedtortoise Jun 27, 2020 07:47PM
Hey, coolios. I think these awards seem pretty fun (I mean, look how cute that smoothie is?). Check 'em out. Also, they really, really need more non-fiction entries or that category is going to be ca...
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