Full-time teacher, mother, and dumpster fire of human. 
Part-time teller of stories, albeit reluctantly. (If I have to hear the voices in my head, I might as well throw them out into the abyss that is Wattpad and cross my fingers they finally leave me alone). 
My days are fueled with nothing but caffeine and spite. It'll show. Give it time.

Hot mess: used to describe a particularly disorganized person or chaotic situation. In some uses, a person described as a hot mess is attractive but just barely keeping it together.