welcome to the trash parade

Oh hey there 

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What. 

I'M SORRY, THIS ENTIRE BIO IS ALREADY RUINED

Kys Caitrin.

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What.

I'M SO AWKWARD I'M SORRY I'M GONNA START AGAIN

Hi *Award wave thingy that I do*

So my name's Caitrin (pronounced Katrina without the second a), I'm 14, my pronouns are she/her and I live in the middle of nowhere. I seem normal-ish right?

hA WELL

*Shifty eyes bc no one I know irl can find this*

CONTINUING (◉‿◉)ﾉ･*:.｡o○☆*ﾟ+.☆｡+ﾟ
Why do I have all these thingys^

⑅I need a babypod (http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/what-babypod-intra-vaginal-speaker-7125613) so I can shove mcr's entire discography up my ass

⑅CAPS LOCK IS ACTUALLY MY BEST FRIEND

⑅I've probably said fuck more than my own name

⑅I actually love hugs so much, please give me all the hugs I need them please

⑅I spend too much time on the internet so I'm probably procrastinating as you read this (Oops) 

⑅I'm a fookin rainbow belt ninja

SOME OF THE FAB PEOPLE I LOVE:
@thehoebecks
@fuckingdegenerate
@MCR_Is_Life
@_literal_trash_
@neonbody
@TheFaboulusKilljoy
@x_ierobsessed_x
@GerardsTARDIS
@wolfcatanime

AND ANYONE ELSE FROM THE MEME FAM ILY GUYS SM

SOME OF THE BANDS I LOVE:
⑅MCR
⑅FOB
⑅P!ATD
⑅PARAMORE
⑅GREEN DAY
⑅TØP (Also no phun intended)
⑅PTV
⑅SWS
⑅BMTH
⑅SIMPLE PLAN
⑅FUN
⑅QUEEN
⑅NEW YEARS DAY
⑅THE KILLERS 
⑅NIRVANA
⑅GOOD CHARLOTTE 
⑅TONIGHT ALIVE 
⑅BASTILLE
THERE ARE OTHERS BTW I'M JUST RUNNING OUT OF CHARACTERS

NOT BANDS BUT OTHER ARTISTS:
⑅MELANIE MARTINEZ
⑅HALSEY

SOME OF THE YOUTUBERS I LOVE:
⑅Dan & Phil (yes I put them together)
⑅Jack & dean
⑅Crabsticks
⑅Kickthepj
⑅Tomska
⑅GradeaUndera

SOME OF MY SHIPS:
⑅PHAN OH MY GOD OKAY 2009 FOREVER
⑅Frerard (':
⑅Petekey
⑅Canya bitCHES
⑅Ryden
⑅Brallon
⑅Jesus x Satan - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8463712/1/Oh-crap-I-m-pregnant - My favorite fanfic
⑅kickthesticks
⑅Cecil x Carlos 
⑅Me x ur mom

PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR YOU CAN KIK ME @crash_queens BC I'M JUST A LONELY BEAN 

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