caleb and paperclip are dying

ok this fanfic ("honey,") is written by paperclip and caleb (cALEB GAVE ALL THE IDEAS I DO MOST OF THE WRITING BUT THEY ALSO DO WRITE TOO YES) so uh im just paperclip and caleb is just your average fanfic addict
im emo, caleb isnt.
im not in my basement, caleb is.
we're both mega gay/pan so uh come and get a taste ;) 
well i think we're both pan
so we need all them people coming around to our house ;)
paperclip is currently dealing with: drama, depression, anxiety issues, and being emotionally unstable
caleb is currently dealing with: flirting with lovely humans, being trans, anxiety, insomnia, F A N F I C S, and having to co-exist with paperclip.

hmu if you have roblox because i need friends (xXL_ailaXx friend me please all my friends are hate me)  ;( -paperclip

it almost kinda fits, and we'll get there when we get there when we get there when we get to the house when we don't. yep, perfect. -caleb 
ALL THIS DESCRIPTION WAS WROTE BY PAPERCLIP AND ALL THE STUFF ABOUT CALEB WAS MADE BY THEM LEAVE ME ALONE :( I JUST WANT TO EAT MY CAT IN PEACE CMON MAN