Jamie Dornan's Sex Slave

"I'm played the fucking villain, just like you wanted."

"Why would I want that?"

"Because it makes you the good guy, sweet pea." 

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Welcome to this all about me. Let's see how I can do this without screwing this up. 

I love music. My faves are but not limited to: The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey, Tove Lo, Charli XCX, Brooke Candy, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and etc.

Reading and writing is the best thing I could ever ask for. Well...that and food. 

I'm not as smart as people think. Especially in math. I laugh when people copy me for the test and they all get F's.

Gummy bears and starburst make me smile. 

I'm a tumblr girl. Got a problem? 

I love the movie Girl, Interrupted. I'm Susanna. Except for having lots of sex. I'm a virgin, baby. 

I ship Jakota (Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson) so I'll most likely be doing more than one story featuring them. 

I like the rain. But I love you more. 

Now some quotes!!! 

"Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise."

"You like your girls insane."

"Hot summer nights, mid July. When you and I were forever wild."

"I was filled with poison but blessed with beauty and rage."

"Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high."

"Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acid stains you. Drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful. Nooses give. Gas smells awful. You might as well live."

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{How 50 Shades Of Grey Should've Gone}

Just as Ana kisses Christian back, he lets go and she looks at him in confusion. 

"Ana... I'm into BDSM," Christian says. 

"Is that poop stuff?" Ana asks. 

"No, Ana. It's not-," Christian replied. 

"Cuz I can do poop stuff," Ana continued, cutting Christian off. 

She quickly poops and hands it to a disgusted Christian.