"I've been shooting dogs with BB guns since I was five
If you want to witness, you can come and see me live
I be trapping cats in AC units all the time
Let them freeze, baby
Give the mice a head start, please, baby"
"I got a camel-fur coat, gator-skin duffel bag
Chinese labrador rug price tags
Sea turtle shell, money clip, hella tablerags
And handkerchief straight out of the African wild"
Furr - Pink Guy
Following
Story by Kevin Dirk
How To Train Your Fappasaurus
The full Wattpad book based strictly off of the Tumblr: FappaSaurusWreks