♡ Iruka chaaaan! ♡

I really need to write about something but I feel like all of my past stories were trash and I'm embarrassed by them
          Maybe I should just do another ask one..?
          I don't know.

Last night I had a dream that I wore a cup on my head and everyone thought it looked great 
          What the hell is wrong with me

The best way to get to a girl's heart is to punch through her ribcage. 
          Apparently this is indeed illegal, but don't let it stop you. ♡

I love to crossdress
          I love to confuse people with it
          Am I a lady or am I a man?
          Am I a genderless species from the ocean?
          Do I possess both types of genetalia?
          Do I have a tentabulge?
          Do I have a kink for rusty spoons-- no I don't I'm not Salad Fingers.
          
          Imactuallyjustreallygirlylooking
          

Thanks for the follow!☆

Me: *looks into the void*
          Void: *stares back*
          Me: *blows a kiss and winks*
          Void: *blushes*

*screams into the abyss of Temmie flakes* 

IM AUDITIONING FOR A THING 
          
          I'M VERY NERVOUS 

I'm literally earning followers because of that horse pun
          
          Am I trash or what

People enjoy my horse puns
          
          I'm loved