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Do you publish on Neobook ?

I own a monkey skull ..

Omgg you're backkkkk

ONCE I FINALLY FUCKING FINISH THIS NEWEST PROJECT AND PUBLISH IT, I THINK IM GONNA DO A REMASTER OF LAST RITES OR SOME SHIT. it's come to my attention that I was really bad at typing  anyways, dropping in to say I'm not dead. and. new one is SO CLOSE to being done. 

don't you guys think it's kind of fucking stupid we stick things in our ears so little people can scream to our mushy sack of meat called a brain ?

HELLO ALL. things to say: 
          1. happy december if that's your thing
          2. i've been working on the newest fic (i'm 70 pages in- it's longer than last rites and i'm not even close to being done!!) hoping i can wrap up soon and edit. 
          3. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED!!!!!!

okok guys. i haven't been updating, but i been lowkey working super hard on a new fic. at the pace im going (1-2 chapters a day) i should be finished next friday???? (i've been publishing chapter by chapter on a throwaway account to make sure its not utter shit LMFAO but also it's like my first draft so afterwards i'll go back and edit a bunch of shit cuz i always do that but can't go back anjndfjnsdfjn. ANYWAYS luv u guys and yes. yeah.

I'm all confident until i remember i stopped talking to Brent fucking Muscat because he intimidated me. like?!?! ‍♀️

OKAY chosen ones chapter 10(?) out now:)

LMAO okay so i lied about chosen ones, not updating it. honestly probably not anytime soon ? maybe im the most unpredictable bitch you'll ever meet. in the process of writing a new one, but idk if i'll end up publishing it.