Sup? I'm the resident meme lord of Team Rainbow, Max Goose, or Mozzie. I do dumb shit, make good jokes, and make decisions that are debatable about their level of "should-I-do-this".
My Apex account: @the_holo_boi
Some good quotes:
"To fight monsters, we created monsters." -- Raleigh Beckett, Pacific Rim
"I don't fuck with you." -- Big Sean
"Now, that is a Certified Bruh Moment." -- Rifty, a great YouTuber
"spEED IS KEY!" -- Jacksepticeye, an angel among YouTubers
The squad:
My best bro, Bandit --- @BanditBoi
My boyfriend, Fuze --- @TommyIrons
My badass of a mother --- @-VaLkYriE_CrEeD-
- Living life, witnessed, and shiny and chrome.
- JoinedMay 12, 2016
- facebook: Max's Facebook profile
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dipshit_australian
May 09, 2020 11:37PM
Ok, I made an alt. It's an Apex account, and, if you want to, you could drop it a follow! It's @the_holo_boi.View all Conversations
Stories by Max Goose
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You Alright Boyo? (Bioshock)
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After the death of Fontaine and the end of his brief reign over Rapture, Jack gave Tenenbaum, and the Little...
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