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te amo, bebé.

my perfect boy <3

*struts onto your MB*
          
          And I'm too sexy for your party
          Too sexy for your party
          No way I'm disco dancing 
          
          I'm a model, you know what I mean
          And I do my little turn on the catwalk
          Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
          I do my little turn on the catwalk 
          
          I'm too sexy for my car-
          (rEaLiZeS i dOn’T hAvE a cAr)  (beep beep)

*sips coffee*
          
          You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?•_•.

•grabs a cross and holy water• MAY THE POWER OF GOD COMPEL YOU, SINNER. GAYNESS IS THE WORST OF ALL

•lifts a sign up that says “SIT ON MY FACE”•

my king <3

GASP !  guess what ??

pstt.. baby..

the most beautiful flower in any garden.. <3