dylanusedcondom1

(i follow everyone back, if i didn't follow u back pls dm me or something cause i'll feel bad) 
hi, uh i don't know what to say. i'm a boring person i like to eat, read, sleep, and i guess that's it. 

some stuff i like: 
-eating
-reading
-sleeping 

so yeah i'm a boring, basic bitch but whatever 

i'm always bored 

i have nothing to do 

this is getting depressing 

thank god no one knows who i actually am cause this'll be embarrassing 

i don't know why i'm still writing this and why you're still here but i guess we both have nothing better to do so hi 

i make dirty jokes but at the same time i'm innocent. how you ask? i don't know 

umm what else

i've been reading since i was a kid, well technically i'm still a kid but yeah 

if anyone wants to be friends or rant or talk or whatever i'm here (definitely not for the ☕️👀) 

 i'm joking i'm nice 🧚🏼‍♀️

also please don't be mean i'd cry 🧍🏽‍♀️
but i'll also be mean back when i'm mad so yk 

i'm never nice in real life, so if my comments aren't 'nice' i'm sorry i'm not used to it ❤️🥰

also whenever i use emojis it's probably sarcasm like 99.9999% of the time 

i comment A LOT (a lot is an understatement i never shut up) 

i'm writing a lot (i told you i talk a lot it's not my fault i get distracted easily you piece of shit🙄) 

^ok this is my sense of humor, so if you found this rude, uhh i don't know what to say except that we won't get along

english isn't my first language so if it's bad please correct me BUT IF YOU TRY TO CORRECT ME DURING AN ARGUMENT ISTG 
ok bye 

used to be @ dylanusedcondom or something i forgot