stqrmoon
have i ever told anyone how much i love ranch? it is genuinely so good i'm obsessed with it. i love carrots because i can bury them in ranch and munch away and inhale that special sauce. broccoli, cauliflower, celery, you name it-i'll be dipping it in ranch. mac and cheese? ranch on the side (this one is a joke). it is so tasty i love the way it feels the texture is outstanding. i enjoy ranch so much i cannot imagine my life without it.
i could write my college essay about my love for ranch, describing it in the clearest pristine detail, and how i want someone to look at me the way i look at ranch. genuinely it is the greatest thing mankind has ever brought to the world and the thought of it not existing brings me to tears. it would be a novel lengths-masterpiece, it would be up there with Jane Austen and Hemingway for all to read. you will find that essay-now-book-in your local barnes and noble, the cover being that beautiful bottle of ranch dressing. seeing ranch makes my cheeks pink, my heart pounds and my soul longs to devour it-to make it a part of me. i could never imagine not having ranch by my side at all times, the world isn't a good place, but it's better ever slightly because ranch is in it.
