Hardcore Harry Potter fan. I'm Sirius. You're so muggle, you thought the floor network was on channel 54. If you're having Quidditch problems then I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.
Everybody: HARRY NO!
Harry: HARRY YES!
*Practically dies*
Everybody: We told you so.
Harry: What's that over there?
Everybody: HARRY NO!
*the whole process repeats until he finally learns his lesson*

If you are my friend, be prepared. I will constantly talk about Harry Potter. My friend right now is always like (o-0) whenever​ I do and so I get into those modes where I'm trying to force someone into a fandom but it never works.

ANYWAY! I was just bored one day so I decided to write some of the stories I had weird ideas about OFFICIALLY. Literally all of these stories just come to me. Most will be happy because I'm a genuinely happy person but then there will be a few sad ones like "Cancerous Summer" which is a story I wrote about Harry having cancer. I really don't even know why, I just was like "What if wizards could get muggle diseases?" And here I am... My real name is Ella by the way but my friends call me "Eel." I feel weird writing stories but whatever, I mean, I have pretty good grammar and if I try then maybe people will enjoy them so why hold back, right? -Ella (Eel)
  • JoinedJune 3, 2017


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eelpotter eelpotter Jun 14, 2017 11:15PM
Should I update "Cancerous Summer", Start a new story, or both? Please write back because I'm bad with the whole making decisions thing... Any suggestions for a new story?
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Cancerous Summer by eelpotter
Cancerous Summer
Harry has finally got permission to live with Sirius at his place. Over the summer, Harry, Remus, Sirius, and...
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This is a Sirius problem! by eelpotter
This is a Sirius problem!
This is just a little one-shot that I did. Sirius won't stop being stupid and Remus takes him to Hogwarts so...
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