Milk

i have three pudding cups on my windowsill

a moment of silence for all the bad fanfiction we’ve read trying to find any scraps of content for an underrated ship

I swear to fucking god if the horny ass birds outside my window don’t stfu I’m going to commit every bird crime ever! IT’S 5:03 IN THE FUCKING MORNING SHUT THE FUCK UP! GAAHH

I was born with no gag reflex, sounds great right? One problem, I’m a lesbian.

Bruh I got into a fight with a Fujoshi the other day and it was so funny cause they were like “you can have an opinion that’s fine. But also, YOU CAN’T HAVE AN OPINION HOW DARE YOU TRY AND GIVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!” Anyways that happened and I laughed about it for like ten minutes

My bones are crack a lacking

I’m a sad gay a girls make me cry. Please help.

Am I the only one who sees Voltron coming back, like it’s everywhere again, I’m so confused, I thought we all left after the shitty ending?

I was crying earlier and I gave myself and eye brow slit

Y’all remember that one kid in It Chapter 2, you know the one who lived at Bill’s old house? Yeah him! Rip that bitch-