theforgottenone

I love your pfp

sammy, is that you? 
          have you found your shoe?
          are you really you?
          
          (im proud i wrote that) 
          
          heyoo

Hi I absolutely hate doing this but currently my past followers are dead, due to my two month break. I noticed your comment under a walking dead fan fiction and I’m currently writing one about Carl and It would mean a lot if u could check it out and maybe save it to your library if u enjoy it. Feedback and opinions are greatly appreciated as I’m trying to improve my writing due to my dyslexia:/
          
          https://my.w.tt/N6W5xvwfET 

I absolutely love your profile picture, m8

my Elf On The Shelf is out to kill me. my sister looked up and pointed and it is now watching us like a hawk. my other sister just insulted it and i think she's next. we are going to be elf meat by christmas.

gingerbread men and tea ;)

i made tea, so give me some gossip to sip to.

time to blast chop suey to wake my sister up.
          
          
          
          
          
          okay she did not like that.

my dog just took a crap and i just yelled to my siblings
          "Hey guys, we got a smelly shituation in here!"
          
          hehe
          
          
          SHITuation

parents: *gives old dog food while children are playing*
          
          children: *gets too close to dog*
          
          dog: *bites children* 
          
          parents: *surprised pikachu meme*