Super Best Friends?

Uhh Hi, my friends call me Muffet, HP, Vincent, or purple guy! You can aswell! I ship everything! Even a pen and a cup thanks to a post on Tumblr! 

Here's the list so far;
Jack and Mark
Dan and Phil
Kenny and Butters
Sasuke and Suigetsu
Tyler and Ethan 
Tony and Clay
Blurry and Eggs 
Purple guy and Phone guy
Itachi and Kisame 
Spider Man and Deadpool
Sasori and Deidara
Shane and Ryalnd
Gar and Pat
Kenny/Tweek/Craig
B. Zetsu and W. Zetsu
Mcree and Hanzo
Zetsu and Tobi
RoadHog and JunkRat
Freddy and Chica
Darkiplier and Antisepticeye
Kakuzu and Hidan 
Kyle and Cartman 
Jeremy and Mike
Cry and Felix 
Beast boy and Raven
Nate and MattPat
Natemare and Antimatter
Wade and Molly 
Wade and JP
Pein and Konan
Left and Right brain
Bonnie and Foxy
Kyle and Stan
Gunner and Matthias
Pen and Cup
Naruto and Sasuke 
Kiba and Shino
Marionette and Ballon Boy
and that's all I can think of

I have a friend whos a kitten and thinks there a wolf!
@Kitsune_Chara

Be a fruit loop in the world of cheerios.

When life gives you lemons.. You drink them duh

Fuck the popcorn, im getting lube!

it's okay if you like the dick

Im told to keep going and stay strong. But they dont understand. Ive already lost.

Its not so fun staring down at a loaded gun.

"Now, open your mouth, watch your teeth, and learn to hold your breath"

One page of the bible isnt worth a life. 

I loved you like their was no tommorow. And then their wasnt.

'Your never gonna get it im a hazard to myself.'

Yes, and I'm about to defile your mouth as well so open up.

I dont want to admit to something if all its gonna cause is pain!

You're the captain of this kinky ship, you decide what we do

The gods shall punish those, who dont know the pain of others

'Why is there joy in this poison?'

If you wanna start a fight, you better through the first punch make it a good one!

If you wanted something to eat you shouldve just gone down on your sister.

"You told me to fuck off... Twice!"