Bonnie and Shauna

@f0revericeyy frick this is so confusing i cant tell which one of you is talking (i mean i can cause bonnie is much more polite har har har but still) also sorry for fucking up cf and fcsm but i mean i can barely keep my own stories straight, let alone anyone esles (see the multiple times i posted a chapter to the wrong story) and no, he did not, i still only have paul as penguin. if jack had appeared id probably still be crying. 
          and oooooooooooh, smut. secret smut, thats like doubley exciting. albert refuses to respond (hes very shy)

@Rose682 Hi Rose. I am dying at all the comments. Wassup sitting in my room writing some smut for a secret project :D Hi Albert.

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@Rose682 i see what you mean now. hi albert ur cool. literally. i think bonnie's dead right now but i guess she'll eventually let you know. cough that was actually considered fate cough but i understand how you could've got them confused. did a jack appear from no where and give you a stuffed penguin?? i hope so. we all need a jack in our lives. 

eh i see what you did with the username there but i makes me think of like permanently living in anartica??? i got a polar bear named albert today so i guess he wouldnt quite mind that. btw bonnie wassup? also shauna i went to the zoo today and saw penguins and it made me think fondly of the ending of Soul Mates