.AZRAEL.

I finally finished the computers homework that was giving me a headache

Erwrer

f**k
          fork
          funk

My hairline is receding

Ligma

Double bubble disco queen
          Headed for the guillotine
          Ra ra rasputin 
          Russias greatest love machine

*in theatre class, rehearsing a scene*
          My friend: Objection lack of evidence
          Me, tired of being serious: Objection lack of bitches
          My friend: Objection lack of father
          Me: Objection lack of hairline
          My friend: Objection stale ass wig
          Me, wearing a wig: TAKE THAT BACK

Screaming MISSIO songs >>>>>

Guys I found the real lyrics to the chorus of Sugar, We’re Going Down!!!
          We’re going down, down, and we’re mooing around
          And, sugar, we’re going down swinging
          I’ll be the number one younger bullet
          I know you got cornflakes cock it and pull it

I love mixing all the slurpee flavors, one time I did it at a really crappy gas station and it tasted faintly like mold but that made it better