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Confetti is a something-year-old girl whose first language is sarcasm, who believes fictional boys are better than real boys, and should not be given a scalpel because there is a big chance she is looking for something to dissect. Her days are clouded with dreams of floating through the night sky and reaching the moon.

Just call her a self-proclaimed philosopher, a lover of hikes, and a swimmer of the ocean.

Yes, she has friends who are just as random, cynical, rambunctious and uncanny. They tend to bite, they can be loud, and only understand the world in terms of memes. They are the kings and queens of the neighbourhood, who lay claim over the suburban streets and the vast park fields.

She's a fan of puns and corny jokes; literally, anything makes her laugh. Seriously, she can't stop smiling. It might get kinda creepy, so bear with her. Most of the time, it might seem like she's losing her mind, but not to worry, she's perfectly sane.

Did I mention that she's a bit crazy? You can tell 'cuz she's been referring to herself in the third person. It's more exciting that way, isn't she right?

Okay, seriously. Enough with the narrative. It's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person.

I need to put a leash on my imagination, sheesh.

Don't be shy, leave me a message! (Unlike my friends, I don't bite)


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