Florian

Me: *tries not to disturb the cat in my lap*
          Me: *endures pain as cat kneads my arm

How does a ragtag, volunteer army in need of a shower, defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire, leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher?

Me: *Hates coffee*
          
          Also me: *Takes all the Coffee Crisps*

Thanks for voting on my imagines! It means a lot!

brooo if ya wanna talk im hereeeeeeeeee but remember im still young and i have to pass my gradessss so im active on sc often nowwww just PM me if ya wanna rant to me, yea?

Are whiskers cat moustaches??

I asked my brother to find my Will to Live after he asked me to get him something.
          
          He said: "I can't, I'm sorry."
          
          So now I sit around reading because at this point it's one of the few things that keep me here and I'd probably die if I didn't have books because holy fucking hera this heat is gonna give me heat stroke and I haven't seen my bff in over a month and I don't like being deprived of her friendship or just sitting in her company and laughing about stupid stuff on pinterest or just whatever we find on the internet and I need her because fuck I'm gay for her so now I'm sitting here ranting about my feelings and how gay this is but I'm not completely gay I'm demisexual so it's her fault for befriending me and still being my friend that I'm crushing on her and I'm seeing her like, next week because cosplay and our other friends backed out because they're pricks so now we're going to the fair in wigs and suddenly I feel really stupid for agreeing to do it but I feel like she'd just end up doing it herself and making herself look stupid or something and I want to spend more time with her and I need some kind of social interaction with someone other than my family and she's like my only friend and THE nicest(not) person in the world and she likes MCR and calls herself emo but she doesn't look like an emo and I can't truly see her as one and jfc I'm thinking about her and now I want next week to come faster and wow I'm ranting 
          
          Why am I ranting?
          How
          Did 
          I get here?
          
          This is what happens when I'm sleep depressed. I don't have the heart to fix that to deprived.
          Now my brother is saying my ugliness breaks glass and I said my younger sister's head breaks bricks and I'm questioning my family's sanity???? Mine more so????
          
          
          Is this something I want to announce tho?
          
          Yes. Because I need to share this shit with everyone so they question my sanity.
          I'm running on three hours of sleep. Wish me luck.

Continue eating ice cream all alone in the dark of night
          
          Or
          
          Put it away and gO TO SLEEP, IT'S 2:50 IN THE MORNING HADES ALMIGHTY LORDSHIP 
          
          
          :)  why do I feel like crying?
          :') 

I'm listening to random nursery rhymes  and songs, right? You know that one that's all like "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine?" 
          
          Well, I've never listened to the whole song before, and I just did for the first time. Like, the original one by Johnny Cash. The first verse surprised the Hel out of me, and its surprisingly  kinda dark like dang. 

@KaitouJoker1 your welcome!