haha no

'ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ⁱᵐ ᵃ ᶠᵃⁱʳʸ'


WHAT'S CRACKALACKIN, MORTALS?

no one is stupid enough to do this, and frankly, I am no one.

please do not percieve me!! if the time ever comes where you must refer to me (although I don't recommend it), you may call me Loki.

(she/him- please do not use they/them pronouns for me)


𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓬𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓲𝓽


I have a unicycle for a frontal lobe and the devil controls its pedals.

some fandoms I'm in:

~> haikyuu!!
~> detective conan
~> my hero academia
~> voltron
~> harry potter
~> (some of) the mcu


ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴏʟ


the best option for me at this point in my life seems to be becoming a plume of smoke.

my greatest strength:

~ Matt from Wii Sports

my greatest weakness:

~ impossible for me to play stealth games as I am Too Thicc (the sound of my ass clapping alerts everyone of my presence)

No it was not worthit, brenda. I am going to Pavlov myself.


𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚.


current writing status: ouch‼
(Feelin like Danny Defeato)

Gotta look cute so they forget you can't do basic maths~~~

How, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck.


ᕼᗩᑎᗪ Oᐯᗴᖇ Tᕼᗴ ᒪᗩᗰᑭ.


I am a nun on heelies

Is it depression or anxiety? Either way, I am crying in a public space.

If you can't run away from your problems, you're not running fast enough

Let's see how high humans can really jump

Fitness is my passion and my heart belongs to Bob Duncan.

There's holes in my crocs so my swag can breathe~