furbymom

spare vibe, sir?

furbymom

i have a slight lisp da fuq

-Lispy-

@loser_kaspbrak :/ I mean, I solved a crime in my old town,,, so,,, 
            
            (I’m also wanted for like... one singular thing,, and it’s for the dishes, by my mother..) 
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-Lispy-

@loser_kaspbrak the only thing I’m wanted for is crimes against humanity 
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furbymom

i want minecraft snails

furbymom

@1HiByeHello1 SNAILS ARE FRENS
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eqwuinox

aLsO- cAn wE hAvE mEmEs iN mInEcRaFt-
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eqwuinox

wait- does that mean would could make snail soup-
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furbymom

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@ anyone who says there is only 2 genders shut the fuck up, guess i don't exist then. like what the hell there is scientifically even INTERSEX PEOPLE!! and science says there could be more so SHUT UP. people are uneducated swines. i am nonbinary and proud, and i totally agree that you have your rights to opinions and such, but don't come at me or i will throw science at you.

furbymom

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No,