-Tanjiro-nezuko-

i'm 14 my favorite Anime are One piece, Jojo's Bizarre adventure Attack on Titan and Naruto and whoever follows meh i will follow u back :)
(IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE THO) i forgot about this account and only got it back because i remembered a story that i was reading a few years ago and i keep forgetting the password :<
 TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand
On your marks . . . get set . . . GO AWAY!
I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!  It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (oh yeah, the squirrels got skills . . .)
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny . . .







this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

What's the point of fanfiction if you can't screw around with a few things?!' - on how gender-bending is totally acceptable
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Dammit! I bought if for nothing!)
Today I will be happier than a bird with a French fry.
I'm up to no good . . . want to join me?
Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.