I am a fangirl of many fandoms, live in a small town, read a cripe ton, and make weird stories in my head. I am a smart alec and so sarcastic it almost hurts. If you buy me a 64 pack of miniature bottled water not only will I cuddle them for 3 days straight without moving, I will love you. I am the Potato God. I am a Pisces. I also make a weird language in my head that is just a bunch of weird sounds that can mean one thing now and something completly different later. Yep. I am amassing a time skip army. I am a lizard in a vase. Take that as you will it. I also turned into a worm a while ago. Yep. I also worship our overlords the walls. And our true leaders, the beans. I am also a child of Hades. A note worthy thing about my username is that the "Geo" in it is not, in fact, about the planet and I am not a planet activist but instead am named after a stuffed giraffe that I have and named Geo. Geo = the giraffe [] keeper = zoo keeper [] Geo + keeper= Geokeeper. So yeah.














"The past is the best the future is the worst! We are all going to die one day! This is how the world ends! Not with a bang but with a whimper!" Me, yelling at a wall.












"She is Beauty she is Grace. She's a lizard in a vase."
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ALL HAIL OUR GODS AND RULERS, THE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










THE WALLS ARE OUR OVERLORDS AND WILL RULE US ALL!!!!!!!











PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!!!!!





















#DOORLIVESMATTER!!! #STOPDOORABUSE!!!





I apologise for the absolute chaos of this.
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My Guinea Pig died yesterday :(
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