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I actually am the dad friend like 1) useless and incompetent 2) a million useless fun facts 3) completely oblivious to every situation ever 4) makes jokes that no one finds funny
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slow night, treat me right…until i go
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a friend who used to have a crush on me just sent me a message saying he smelled a perfume sample that reminded him of me, that it just had my vibe...
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I HATE !!!!! the way that people react to popular things. oh so Barbie and im just Ken are bad now? In August it was the movie of the year …oh so we hate stranger things now ?? thought we were trying to get them all emmys after s4. I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CONTRARIAAANNNSSS !! LET PPL ENJOY THINGS !!!!
im not saying don’t engage in criticism but just stop pretending something was bad all along and you knew better the whole time just because the tides have turned
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Getting one bad grade back actually ruins my whole day and week
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my sister has just got a nose job and OMG the fact that people PAY to suffer like this…like she looks like a balloon and sounds like an aged pug when she sleeps atm.
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‘my body makes me happy, not proud’ <3 agnés varda
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so cute the way wattpad tags posts with fuck as offensive its like a younger sister telling on you
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if i live too long, I’m afraid I’ll die.
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how are you so burnt when you’re barely on fire?