HULLO! (Yup, it's my way of saying hello now)
So,
HULLO TO YOU LITTLE WATTPADERS!👋👋👋 You should be honoured that I am hulloing you right now (if you google translate the word, you are an idiot😑😑)
Here are some facts about me:
1. I am Hannah Bibi Aarfah Jade Aarifah Sumarah Astrid Corentin Emambocus. Yup, I know. It's a looong name. But only four of them are my true names. Guess them!
2. I am a girl! A freaking girl! And you are all like OMG! WHAT A SURPRISE😰😰! Jk! But seriously, who don't want to be a girl? Everyone wants to be a girl. Ok, everyone except boys🙌, mammals😼, reptiles🐢, birds🐦, plants🌴, amphibians🐸, the sky☁, the sun🌞, the earth🌎 and.... I didn't think there was that much.
3. My birthday was on the 21 April. So, whoever hasn't wished me happy birthday yet😡😡, I will personally torture you to painful and unbearable pain😬😬 and..... and...... I am never good at telling threats. But who can blame me? I'm as sweet as Smarties.😅😅😅
That's all!
But before I leave you all to your miserable lives, I want to tell you a secret.
But first! You must promise me not to tell anyone! Is that clear? Like real clear?
I am a ninety year old lady👵.
Did I scare u? Did I give you the fright of the century? Huh? Huh?? HUH??
Ok, I'm exagerating.
Anyways, I don't think an old lady of ninety years old would know what Jk, Lol or brb means, isn't it?
So this is the end. I know you are all sad (I'm sure some of you are sobbing at this point😢😭😭, don't deny it). But I must left you and return back to........ complete my maths homework. My life sucks.
Bu-bye!
P.S: I just love the little shortie cutie dipsie spiderman😘😘. And the other little shortie cutie dipsie....... um.........😅😅😅......... who is he? I've seen him somewhere I swear. Oh dammit! I give up!
Real Bu-bye!
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