azriel..!~

pretzels and icecream>cookie and icecream

its harder and harder to live each day.

"ch!ng ch0ng" ermmm what the fart ;-; yew did nawt eat that up

me after my friend called me the c slur:

theres this girl in my homeroom whos kinda cute but today she PINNED ME ONTO THE WALL AND KISSED ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my cousin is so fucking funny?? i said i would kms bcz of this girl i like but she hates me and he replied with "dont die if not u wont be able 2 meet any cute girls in the future" I DID NOT KNOW A 28 YEAR OLD HAD SUCH HUMOR BUT OK

"we're trying to have a baby" ur openly admitting that ur rawdogging ur partner

"hahaha ur so funny omg" like ok ig

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A PP SO BAD

oh no my niece shit her pants on the first day of daycare