Lord T

You hate me? join the club we meet every Tuesday and Thursday on the 
corner of Fuck You St. and Kiss My Ass Blvd.

Random quotes I've see 

Rachel knew that all three members of the Unholy Trinity weren't above bitch-slapping someone (okay, maybe Brittany was, as she's always been the one holding Quinn and Santana back, telling them calmly to stop the violence)

"You don't have to wait for me, you should be out dating and having fun and I can't- I can't be with you in public, and I don't want you to waste your time and regret it and resent me for-"
"You're worth it." B+S

Blessing your timeline with Brittana going to family gatherings bringing along their homemade dishes where they probably spend hours to make bc they were too busy being handsy with each other

I just realized Santana always initiates the pinky-holding with Brittany

"We just spent the past few days together, like... every single second together and...Is it weird that I can't stand the thought of even being five minutes away from you?" B+S

"Can I tell you a secret?"
"Sure"
"If I got a tattoo, do you know what it would say?"
"What?"
"SML...And I would get it on my ankle"
"Why?"
"Because, I want to always be in step with you." B+S

"You are so adorable right now."
"Just right now?"
"Well, maybe just right now because usually I think you're beautiful...And sexy." B+S

"I like you."
"You've known me for six hours."
"And I've liked you for three hundred and sixty minutes of those six hours." B+S

"Brittany?"
"Mhmm?"
"I love you, and I love your rambling, but please, right now, just shut up and kiss me" B+S

"You're still here"
"I am...Your enormous cat won't let me leave." B+S