My Haiku:
I am the Lorax
And I speak for the trees
Worship me mortal
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What are you doing here if you don't know me? STALKER!!!
So basically you're probably (not) reading stories I write and becoming curious but I'm warning you, I'm shit at it. In some of my stories I talk about a specific person whenever I say certain person, obviously.
And since I'm unoriginal-
I love eating any asian food, cause I love being asian. I will legit eat anything you give me, some hesitating or not, not sure. I'm bad at writing stories and I take a lot of time on them so good luck with that. I'm probably gonna have a series for my Life Is Shitty book.
I like writing, drawing, dancing, and singing but I'm shit at all of them. Plus I'm ugly af. Not joking. I'm shit at making jokes so good luck with whatever joke I write in my stories.
You actually read till the end? Wow. I'm surprised. Well that's all I got.
See ya later, stalker.
- JoinedOctober 14, 2018
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Story by HAN VU
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Wrong Number {BoyxBoy}
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Alex: Damn dude, what got shoved up your ass?
Zac: Hopefully soon your dick.
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