OKAY SO

HIYA THERE! IM HARRYS BRAIN! Well, just a voice inside of it, but IM STILL HIS BRAIN OKAY! I do most of the logical thinking but HE ALMOST NEVER LISTENS TO ME RIGHT AWAY! I KNOW it's SHOCKING, isn't it? Who wouldn't listen to a voice as FABULOUS AS ME?!💁🏻‍♂️

ANYWHORE, that's who I am! I just wanna say: TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS! Unless they're total PRICKS, then you gotta RUN THEM OVER WITH YOUR CAR! AND THEN REVERSE! AND THEN GO FORWARD! AND THEN REVERSE AGAIN! AND THEN REPEAT UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER! then you drive away and let someone else clean up the mess 😁

Kale and bullet coffee for life🥗☕️
(I need a kale emoji...APPLE IM LOOKIN AT YOU,BRO! STEVE JOBS WOULD'VE GOTTEN ME ONE BY NOW!)
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