1D IS MAH LIFE!

Hiiii I'm Hailey! I'm insane. I'm weird. I'm creepy. But I'm 100% Hailey! Humanity and I have an interesting relationship, I hate it, and it hates me. I could go on and on and on about all the things I hate, and I the things that are decent enough to be recognized by me... but seeming how no one really reads these... I'm not going to tell you any thing about me! Changed my mind! Here's a long list of everything about me. Ha! I aint telling u noting! Well I will tell you a little bit about me.... ONE DIRECTION IS MAH LIFE O_o!!! skdhjflkdfks! I think bacon is capable of running the world! I want people to THINK I am pretty so Bettty white is my profile picture (shes pretty!) I am terrified of beavers. I love sniffing people. I am obsessed with squeezing bras ( but im not one of those creepy pedophiles that feels them while still attached to some ones body). I love mustaches and hope to grow one, my sis says its impossible. I love tongues. Cheese, unicorn, hair and zebras are all amazing! I keep my friend Alaina's hair, its like a frow, how can you not. I love men that look like Jesus, Ashton kutcher! I love betty white. I am obsessed with gay relationships(im not gay though) Larry Stylinson all the way! I love rock and metal music. I dont like people... with the exception of my friends and SOME of my family ( I hate you Kayleb!) I love food! I call myself a fat kid, yet I really dont know how I am a healthy weight. I love to write, hence I'm on wattpad. I love throwing tantrums, I even bought this doll while i was on vacation that is made so you can beat it against a wall! I dont like rapists, kidnappers or justin beiber(typical persons hates :P) I am sooo immature, but none of my friends care. My friend Willow and I love to call each other Betch in a Posh/kesha accent (I hate Kesha). I LOVE the hunger games (And not to sound like an annoying hipster) but before it became popular.  I hate Popular people. I hate my neighbor hannah her sister rox though poor her sister