hello_there421

This story perfectly sums up my life (I haven't even read it i just think it's funny)
          	https://www.wattpad.com/story/1526490

Itme253

He was a skater boi she said see ya later boi he wasn’t good enough for her and now she’s a heavy hitter and he needs a babysitter but she’s finally found her worth 
          
          Five years from now in her beautiful Home somebody else is making her moan - Skater boi stays alone with his hands on his balls still punching holes through his basement walls 
          
          Repeat first part  

Itme253

Yo you read rodrick x male reader that’s gayer than half the Yaoi I read 
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hello_there421

@Itme253 shush you read yaoi
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hello_there421

im literally unnamed from fight club bro.  our similarities are uncanny. like bro i have insomnia, he has insomnia, im utterly insane, hes utterly insane, the outro of the movie i was in named fight club that had to do with me meeting a soap salesmen whos actually just a figment of my imagination while im him at the same time was "where is my mind" by the pixies after i shoot myself, and the outro of the movie he was in named fight club that had to do with him meeting a soap salesmen whos actually just a figment of his imagination while hes him at the same time was "where is my mind" by the pixies after he shoots himself, we r literally the same person

hello_there421

also i have hallucinations that might be a big detail
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