you me gas station what are we getting, sushi of course. Uh oh looks like there was a ruby in our  gas station sushi. We black out wake up in a sewer we are surrounded by fish, horny fish, you now what that means, FISH ORGY. The stench drives in a bear. What are we gonna do, fight it of course. Bear fight, bear handed, bear NAKED. OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl we drive it into a Chuky cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, revolution over through the government uh ya I think so. Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ turn into a jet, fly into the sun black out again wake up do a blunt white out which I didn't know you could do wake up again smoke a joint GREENED out. Turned into the sun UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN AAAAHHHHHHHHHH :):):):):)
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Does anyone have like some smitty smutty bkdk sorties with like amazing plot to makes me wanna read it more then once cause I'm like deprived and sick
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