Hello, my name is Evie, but I also respond to: Spooner God of Spoons, Spooner, House, humanthesaurus, Waifu, Hugh and strange child although the last is always said by a lovely hypocrite.

"Hands. The English don't use them enough during conversation.
Overly enthusiastic and dramatic: lurching, spinning, flailing and waving to illustrate a point /event. The English. They don't use them enough during conversation." - Spooner

"Sorry, 'scuse the pedantry." - Spooner

" To know me is of love me.
To look at me is to laugh. " - E.S Spooner

"Oh, Spooner, you're the weirdest person I have ever met." - Best Friend

"I am a Sherlockian. I recently watched an episode ( a study in pink ) having not watched one in half a year and House, M.D and my own character Prof. Wood being the only Sherlock-like characters I was exposed to. I remember thinking how tame Sherlock appeared even though I knew he was not. it was then that I realised I had created a character more outrageous and filled with more mad glee and enthusiasm than Sherlock himself. And that both enthralls me and terrifies me. " - Spooner



Likes:

Reading,Writing ( obviously ),Composing, drawing etc.
As you might have guessed I'm a musician. I play three instruments: the piano, the violin and I'm teaching myself the accordion.
But I do have a few slight obsessions including:
Doctor Who,
Sherlock,
Harry Potter,
Professor Layton,
Studio Ghibli,
Avengers,
How To Train You Dragon ( HTTYD )
Merlin,
Endeavour,
Scorpion,
Death Note,
Black Butler (kuroshitsuji) and
House, M.D. So as you can see I'm quite into dark humour.

That and every book I've read since is Johnathan Strange and Mr Norrell is RUBBISH.
If you don't know what these are I implore you Google them straight away.
And if you have any constructive criticism or comments to make about my work I would love to hear them.
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  • JoinedMay 3, 2014


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