Hey!!! I'm Jess and I love walnuts, in fact I am a walnut (hence the username). 

Formally I am known as Walnut, Commander of the Formidable Squirrel Army.

So, about me... I'm 15, but in walnut years that's 5- so I'm allowed to be immature! I play the guitar and I have four chickens: Max, Kenny, Frank and Celia (KFC). I think Kenny fancies Celia, but Celia's married to Max (yes, I got them married), so I guess it's a love triangle. 

I like cookies, I am eating a cookie right now. I just telepathically sent you all a cookie crumb to guide you when all hope is lost. 

What else... (in no particular order)
I like writing
I like reading
I like painting
I can fly
I like running- apart from that, I will not willingly do exercise (apart from hiking up the stairs) 
I have eyes
I have ears
I have a mouth
I have a nose
(Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes)

I'm trying to teach myself Japanese, because it is just so cool!
I'm also trying to teach myself to write with my left hand (my life's amazing, I know).
I mentioned I can play guitar, but I also use my recorder to torture people.

The scariest thing ever happened to me the other day, my maths teacher pat me on the head. It was weird.

My role model in life is Elmo. JESS LOVES ELMO! He taught me how to count; how to speak in third person; how not to trust people with bushy eyebrows and finally to take my blanket EVERYWHERE with me!

Peace Out