i_am_hitman

hello there. my name is Hitman. yes, i am a professional hitman, and will target anyone you ask me to. of course, we'd have to keep our interactions private, so feel free to PM me, so we can plan who to take down. 

i've only completed a couple missions so far from my boss, but i'm willing to do more. 

i like being secretive, and pretending i'm a ninja and saving the world. 

i like breathing, and sleeping, and eating and stalking my victims, and more eating. 

i'm just a broke boi trying to make some money by taking down some annoying ass people, which i'm sure that once you explain the situation, i will be annoyed by too. 

i accept my payment in food.

if you can't give me food, then give me a follow or you'll be my next target. 

i have a dog who doesn't want my love and attention, a phone that i accidentally smashed while pretending to be judge judy, and no soul. 

my gender is somewhere between a male and a female, and sometimes both. i use my legs to walk, my mouth to talk, and my eyes to watch people like a hawk.

wow, that's the best poem i've ever written. 

i'm currently sitting on my bed in my room and wondering where all my friends are, and then realizing that i have none. 

i like being bipolar, and eating food.

i also like watching shane dawson conspiracy theories at three am to scare the fuck out of myself. 

i try to be a holy child, but sometimes, i can't help it, and give people a taste of their own medicine. even if they don't need medicine. if i don't like you, i won't even hide the fact i'm a hitman. i'll just shoot you.

so yeah.

sinners beware.

well, not that much because i'm a sinner too. 

so maybe...everyone beware. 

you never know if you could be my next possible target. 

-Hitman ;)