I'm an idiot, dork, and nerd.
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i_collect_bitches i_collect_bitches Aug 03, 2022 08:35PM
I just saw my favorite quote maybe ever:"people just really need to chill the fuck outwe're floating in space on a giant rock we can't leavelook at the stars or something and stop being so awful"
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Stories by i_collect_bitches
(PJO x Miraculous Ladybug) It's Not That Simple. . . by i_collect_bitches
(PJO x Miraculous Ladybug) It's No...
Percy was just exhausted of the mythical magic-y stuff. ESPECIALLY when he is told he has to go to Paris to f...
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Lila/Alya Salt One-Shots by i_collect_bitches
Lila/Alya Salt One-Shots
One-shots about Lila Rossi and Alya Cesaire from Miraculous being dense idiots and dumb bitches and ruining t...
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Idiots Meet Demigods by i_collect_bitches
Idiots Meet Demigods
So. . . . yeah. In some of these the Mist has failed and the Greek world has been revealed to all the mortals...
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